What is the definition of Spain Weapon?

Alright, let's break this down like we're deconstructing a Rubik's Cube, but with a side of existential dread! A 'Spain weapon' is like a secret weapon of the Spanish Navy, but with an extra dose of sarcasm and a side of questionable ethics. It's basically a Spanish submarine, but instead of torpedoes, they've got a talent for making sailors cry with their 'cruising' in the Mediterranean Sea.

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Now, here's a sentence that's as unsettling as it is Spanish: "The Spain weapon decided to join the fight, and the whole country's economy took a dive like it was on a bad day at the buffet."